If you're expecting pregnancy to be filled with sympathetic people, all too willing to help you, then get yourself to a train station and think again!

Any station will do, but the best effects can be achieved by going to any London station (overcrowded tube ones preferrable) around 8.30am or 5.30pm during the week. Bank is particularly good for this as the city gents turn out to be anything but. Let us help you...

Prepare for your body to be ruined forever! You didn't think it was just about having the most massive breasts and a belly the size of Australia did you?
An assortment of weird things that happen when you are pregnant and games to play with your bump.

There's nothing that makes a mum laugh more than the first time pregnant woman, who says with all honesty that she "can't wait until after the baby is born so that I can get some sleep". Ah, if only it was like this. When you start having broken sleep during pregnancy it is just the start of the end...

Feel like the hangover from hell? Spending more time kneeling in front of the toilet than on it?

Welcome to the joys of your first trimester. Morning sickness is one of the first symptoms so you might even start suffering long before you know you’re pregnant. Get stocked up on ginger and peppermint tea and make sure someone is around to hold back your hair...

If you only ever do one thing for your own well being whilst pregnant, this should be it! Sitting with a class full of strangers discussing formula milk might not sound that exciting, and frankly it’s not, but it’s what comes after the birth that is important...